The Hole!!!

This is it, the Chinese Version of a Glory Hole (not really)

The Poop is for added effect!

This is a toilet.  There are some sit-down littered about but for the most part, you'll be shitting in this.  It is a porcelain fixture--not just a hole mind you--that was designed to be squatted over.  The Chinese must have figured that "hey we've been doing this for thousands of years, fuck you, we'll stand if we want to!".  In all actuality, I like the hole.  It makes everything faster and easier!  The position is probably the best for pushing out even the most stubborn movements.  In this position the legs are fully utilized and pressure comes from the whole body (another way to use your chi I guess).  The draw backs not as numerous as you would think.  Drunken shit adventures may be hazardous as you must fully support your self, clasping the wall or the pipe behind usually does the trick.  But hey, the alcohol content is so low in Chinese drinks that you probably won't get drunk any way.  The girls complain about splashing ankles during a number one.  But the most obvious drawback is the inability to read while waiting to hike the ball.  I've always been an avid bathroom reader but it seems that now, the bathroom is all business and no fun. but that's OK, on average I save about three hours a week! 

Thumbs up Chinese Toilets!